I’ll admit it, I love corny humor. Some people can’t stand it and are annoyed by it, but the bigger the groan, the better the joke. I love puns and word plays. I’ll laugh at regular humor too, but there’s something about the
It might seem like lately I’ve been on a bit of critical rampage. That’s not really the case, but rather than argue I decided to just share a few of the things and thoughts that make me laugh (and might make you groan. And of course, I’d love to hear some of your groaners (no matter how old and oft-told they might be). And we’re off….
Sticking with the elephant picture….what do you get when you cross and elephant and a rhino?
Elephino (say it outloud if you’re having a hard time ‘getting it’)
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? “Damn”
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too.
Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
A termite walks into a bar, sits down and says, “Excuse me, is the bar tender here?”
Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, “I’m sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger.”
Three couples were having breakfast together. One man says to his wife, “Can you please pass the sugar, Sugar?” Another man says to his, “Can you please pass the honey, Honey?” The third man looks at his wife and says, “Can you please pass the bacon, Pig?”
What animal could Noah not trust? The Cheetah
And my last one for the day…..Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it’s good) a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
OK, I lied, I couldn’t resist this play on words either….WARNING: an old song may be ruined for you.
OK, your turn. Let the groaning begin.