Welcome to Greenville, home of the refreshing taste of poop water. Yep, that’s right. Apparently, the water people found fecal E. coli in our water supply and issued a “boil water” alert until further notice for everything from the hospital to ECU to Pitt Community College and yes, even my house as well as thousands of others. And an hour or so ago, the health department closed down EVERY restaurant. So, anybody thirsty? We’ve got a lot of poop water available.