The turtle that was kidnapped by the Terrorist (see story here, here and here) and never recovered has been found. He had made his way over to the book pile in the girls room and was discovered at storytime when a terrorist informant uncovered the slightly decomposed shell of the victim. In the words of the first person on scene, “his eyes are inside out.” There will be no visitation, no viewing and no public funeral. A small family memorial was held immediately after discovery.
Please beware, apparently a young but effective terrorist network is being formed in Pitt County. You have been warned.